Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion

Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Nepali Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it and torture it to accept that its a Lion. Now lets kill the lion...

Shahbaz Sharif's Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.


Police Muqabla Method:
Send Police around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping!

Star Plus Method:
Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest,followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest. You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !

Yash Chopra (Indian Film Director's) method:
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

M. Gandhi method:
Save ! the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

George Bush Junior's method:
Link the lion with Osama Bin Laden and shoot him!!!

Suhaib Akhtar'smethod:
Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.

Sardar ji's method:
drink poison and let the lion eat u.

very very funny!

here's one more method,

Gyane method: send an invitition to lion for the friday night feast. Wear mask of the other lion and kill the first one.

sardar ji's method was really funny

here is another method:
Send a NEPALI GIRL infront of tiger. tiger will die itself. nothing to do.......

USE GUN LIKE VT STUDENT

Inform the lion about another lion who is living inside the well (Kuwa).

ONE MORE METHOD:

tell lion that Girija took lot of $$$$$ as a bribe to kill lion and he is sending all his corrupted friends like khume, govinde, sujate, sushile, rame, and many more to kill that lion....as soon as lion hear this, he will have heart attack.

This might be the easiest way to kill lion

Or send let Lion know that Taranath Narabhat is coming to jungle doing BHYATTTAAAAAAAA, RYATTTAAAAAAA,BYATTTAAAAAAA,RYATTTTTYYYYYYYAAAAA,
BHYATTTAAAA, RYATTTAAAAAAA.

tHE LION WIL DIE IN A SEC.

Make sardarji listen to the popular ad "hatti Baliyo ki Hattichat Chappal Baliyo".
.................rest... you know what the sardar will do.

or tell paras to fwak lion in his a$$

Hitler Method: Put the lion in a gas chamber.

Bin Laden and friends method: behead the lion and keep the head as a showpiece.

MPRF method: bring killers from india and kill it by torture.

Philosophical method: make the lion read books on mass suicide.

Nepali method: use the lion as "Khasi" in Dashain.

political method: Preach all other animals of the jungle (Praja) about Democracy (Prajatantra) and they will kill the lion(raja) themselves.

Pharmaceutical method: Try new drugs on the lion.

And Sajha method: Make the lion read all the posts on Sajha.

haha that was good.

Here is one more....

Chinese Method: Let Lion know that one Lion dies, they will chop its body into 1500 pieces with their chopstick.....

Bollywood Method: Let he hero of th emovie know that his girldriend was raped by the lion....mo matter what..that hero will hunt down that lion...he will go to moon if he have to....

Another

Misc. Method: Say him his father is "Prachanda"

Mukurdhom,
Explanation required please

Killing Lion is not a challenge in contemporary society. Wrong metaphor by the thread poster.

Garbage in Garbage OUt

Atleast prachanda is doing what he believes in. If you truly believe he should be killed than try it.

I respect prachanda's fight for the country.

Nepal Police Method: Put the Lion in the Police lock up, the Lion will die of suffocation or some horrible disease.....


Yoga method: Get lion to do some Hath Yoga asanas, the lion will probably get tangled up & die

siyo le ghochera marne

1) marnai lageko lion lai siyo le ghochirahane namarunjel samma, it will die.

2) kunai healthy lion lai siyole ghochirahane, jata jata janchha, utai utai gayera tyak tyak tyak tyak ghochirahane till it dies. (it may take several years)

Gyene's method is the funniest method to kill the lion.

Hey here's the easy method to kill a lion....
well let the lion run towards you... but don't panic and stay without moving an inch. It's for sure that the lion attacks u with his mouth open... this is the time you have to be careful cuz now you'll have to put your hands inside his mouth and let it pass through his asshole. Now catch the tail and pull it as hard as u can and make a lion reverse or overturn. You're now safe.
GAME OVER...