Tallo tala ma bhaiya ko nau ko pasal thiyo ..mathi landlord basne. ... mathi ko sauni le sari sukauna bahira jhundayeki bhaiya ko pasal dark bho., Ani bahira munto nikalera bhanecha... bhabiji sari upar Karo baal katna hai

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Shere- aaja Ghar gayera budhi ko kattu it arch
Sathi- la moola aaja mood ma chas
Shere- hyaat moola jhukkiyera budhi ko Kattu lagayechu ghar ma gayera utari halchu

Divorceguy: बाराक ओबामा चिनचस?
सेरे: नाइँ
Divorceguy: सलेना गोमेज़ चिनचस?
सेरे: नाइँ
Divorceguy: अनि बियोंससे ?
सेरे: नाइँ
Divorceguy: देखिस पाखे कहिले अमेरिका आ भए पो ठ पौथिस त.

सेरे लै लास्ट रिस उठेछ अनि, ओइ बिर्खे लाई चिनचस?
Divorceguy: नाइँ
सेरे: के चिन्थिस त तेरो नाठो हो नाठो कहिले घर बस्नी भए पो था पौथिस

I called Spouse Abuse hotline. I was disappointed that they had no tips for me. Apparently, it's only for the victims.

कालिया : राम्रो गयो |

haha lmao guys, thanks for making me so popular

Divorceguy's Ex-Wife (DEW) went to buy केरा.

DEW : साहुजी, केरा कसरी छ आज?

साहुजी: बहिनि, दर्जनको ४५.

(DEW ले केरा छाम्दै "कडा" "कडा" ६ वटा छानिन. )

DEW: ल साहुजी यो आधा दर्जन हालीदिनुस त.

साहुजी (डीच्च हास्दै): बहिनि कैले काही त खान लै नि लानु न.

lmao, meri swasni lai kaile bhanta kaile kakro chiraunu parne k

Teacher- aba bhana kt harule dupatta kina odchan
Shere- science ko karand le
Teacher- kasari???
Shere- khaane piune cheez jahile pani chopera rakhnu parch

Today' almost gone without a joke :-(

Aalu ko jhol, here is one for you.

One day, Aalukojhol died and went to purgatory. Yamaraj said to him, "Have you ever cheated on income tax?"
Aaluko jhol: 'Yes.'
Yamaraj ordered: 'Make him sleep with the ugliest woman.'
Few days later, Aalukojhol met Divorceguy with the most beautiful girl ever.
Aalukojhol: 'Hey Divorceguy, you are such a lucky dude. How come you end up with such a beautiful girl?'
Divorceguy: 'I don't know. Yamaraj just called me and asked me to be with her.'
Aalukojhol:' Well, how is sex?'
Divorceguy:' It's great. But One thing confuses me.'
Aalukojhol:'What?'
Divorceguy: "Every time we finish having sex, she turns to the other side and murmurs, 'Damn Income Tax'."

Gal : What's up?
Boy : If I say, will you sit on it?

आलु को झोल, डिवोर्स गाई, प्रियंका कार्की र बसुन्धारा भुसाल आन्टी Train मा एउटै बग्गी मा Colorado जांदै थिए। बाटो मा सुरुङ आएछ अनी पुरै अंध्यारो भएछ। त्यतिकै मा चत्याअङ गरेको आवाज अनी अैइया गरेको चित्कार। सुरुङ कटे पछी डिवोर्स गाई रातो गाला सुम सुम्याउदै।

बसुन्धारा भुसाल आन्टी (मन मनै) : पक्कै यस्ले प्रियंका को छाम्यो होला त्यैसैले पद्काइ। ठीक गरी।
प्रियंका कार्की : पक्कै यस्ले बसुन्धारा आन्टी लाई सतायो होला त्यैसैले आन्टी ले ठेगान लाई दी बक्स्यो। ठीक गरी बक्स्यो।
डिवोर्स गाई : पक्कै यो मुजी आलु को झोल ले प्रियंका बैनी को समायो जस्तो छ आनी उस्ले त्यो भनेर झुकिएर अंध्यारो मा मलाई पद्काइ ।
आलु को झोल : फेरी अर्को सुरुङ आवोस, यस्लाई अर्को गाला मा पद्काउछु। खि ति ती ...

 

These are monkeys --> these monkeys

Day 19 - I have successfully conditioned my Master to smile and write in his book every time I drool - Pavlov's Dog.

 

Divoreguy met sajhasexy on sajha. Since sajhasexy is a slut she called me at her house when her husband was out. I was sexing sajhasexy in the butt till her butt hoarse. She was bleeding. Sometimes she was sucking my penis. Suddenly there was a knock on the door by her husband I panicked and couldn't get my penis out her butt. Now we have to cut my penis. She cut my penis and threw off which accidentally fell into the pan where she keeps goat meat. Later that night she cooked goat meat and she and her husband got my penis parts. She chewed my penis. When she grinds with her left tooth my penis moves from side to side and goes to the right side of the mouth. Finally she realized it was my penis.Then she swallowed it.

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I've disconnected my home alarm system and deregistered from Neighborhood Watch.

I've got 2 Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.

The local police, Sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service are all watching the house 24/7. I've never felt safer and I am saving $49.95 a month.

Divorce guy to doctor - dactar saap dactar saap.. meri budhi pregnant bhai cha... depsite using protection..
doctor (since dr knew he is penny/penis-less)- talai ma euta kahani sunauchu .. euta shikari le bandook ko thau ma umbrella liyera gayecha... ani jungul ma achanak bagh aayecha... shikari le yoon umbrella tanecha(like he is using a gun) ani bhag thau ko thau mai marecha......
divorce guy- dhya moola dactar saap.... goli aru kosaile chalayeko hola ni

Ek press wala Laaloji se poonchta hain:

Aap ne apne ghar me 11 bachee kaise kiye?

To Lalooji bole:

Kyunki hum rubber se jyada rabdi ko use kiya hu na!