I dont know about you but here are the top 10 Reasons why my parents would not come to US.
10. Their houses are much more sophisticated and equipped than my single 635 square feet bed room apartment.
9. America is like a jail after we leave for work and has to be totally dependent on us and temples are too far.
8. My neighbor?s dog died, rendering my dad jobless from dog-walking.
7. No Hindi serials in the TV, they infact, receive more channels in Nepal than my 40$ a month, cable.
6. Does not have dental insurance and has teeth pain time and again.
5. Does not like my wife (their daughter in law) for calling my mom by her name and her attitude and style of dressing at all. They think I am totally controlled by my wife.
4. My wife complained of the cooking of my mom because of the excessive use of spices and the smell in her cloth.
3. Has to take care of Muddhas मुद्दा with the neighbor for ?jagga micheco? जग्गा मिचेको and bhrastachar (भ्रष्टाचार) he did, with the government.
2. No one to look after their dog "Kale" (they think Kale is their new son) and pigeons.
1. Oh, my wife is wearing those new patches and they have not had grand child for a while.
In jest!
