only in america....
do we have daylight savings time, forget to set our clocks back, and show up at work one hour early.

damn.

Gham pani mayle talai kehi bhanya chu kukur. Chaina bhane bich ma kina karako ta?
Ta ja tyo relax silax garna, mam pakha.

Touch the sky,
तिम्रो बोली नै मीठो ।

Only in Nepal: We have festivals for respecting girls. There is a very interesting festival called Holi where we enjoy using Abir & throwing LOLAs to Taruni girls.
We respect sisters in teehar.
We respect tarunis in Holi.

touch the sky....... Holi ko kura garda, Nepai ma holi ma ta lai kunai keta haru ley lola na haneko, tero sathi haru lai matra haneko, bahye ra khub ersha lagya thiyo jasto chha ni.

Only in Nepal: We play Bhaili.

Only in Nepal...

If it's really bad... your can take your kid to a street corner to piss or to do "long toilet".. hehe!

When you travel by bus in Terai... you see people sitting in chana ko bari ma doing "long toilet"

You see gorgeous girls walking with "almost" perfect gait on pock marked streets of kathmandu!

more later...

Friends,
Where are you lost today?

PalpaliGaaunle have you been hospitalised or st happened to you ani arko confused ?
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In Japan there is a proverb:

All the elders always gather in front of a hospital like they do it in Chautari in Nepal.
This is the place where one old man/woman can meet other old men/women and have dukha sukhaka kura.
It's their habit to be gathered in front of the hospital.

One day Tanaka budhi didn't came to the hospital.
Old Budho Sujuki asked, "Kyou tanaka san konaina.( Today I couldn't see Tanaka)"
Other budho replies, "May be she is sick."
(It means they gather in the hospital only when they are not sick.)

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La only in Nepal: The elders gather at a Chautari for having dukha sukhaka kura and killing time.

i'm still here. hijo asti, busy bhayo ra jhau pani lagyo yaar!

anyway, only in nepal do people say "a-chooooo" when it's cold

"long toilet"- i totally forgot about that one. it's so funny

only in nepal do people joke about taking "gaadi number 11" when you are walking somewhere

Only in America you see Chinese restaurants, Patel's Motels, Indian's gas station in every small town.

Only in Nepal?
Your friend's aama is your aama, your friends buwa is your buwa? same goes with daju, bhai, didi, bahini, kaka, kaki, mama, maiju and whole lotta other relatives EXCEPT his/her srimaan/srimati! hehe!

You get away calling the guy/girl you have been eyeing daju/bahini!

You flirt by singing? remember dohori??

You try to trick your friends by creating a new way of talking ? like this "cha-mai cha-le-cha-bha-cha-ne-cha-ko-cha-ku-cha-ro-cha-oo-cha-sa-cha-lai-cha-na-cha-bha-cha-nnu! What a tongue twister that used to be!

LOL Blank Bro,
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I have a atory on it. Cha-me-cha-ro-cha-ka-cha-thaa-cha-chha.

Me and my dearest friend AtmaRam were watching, Sanju & her friends who were playing that "Am I right?" with a Dhyak (Round flat stone) in the class in half time.
We're in around 6th class that time.

Ani maile KTharuko dhyak faldiye. Classbhitra "Am I right khelne timiharu?" bhandai.
Ani malaai ta "E yo Keto kasto ho "Cha Pu Cha ti cha kha!" bhanera bhani Lok Raj Kakaki chhorile.
I was thinking ... ... ...what's that mean?
Hamro schoolma yasto bhasha ayekai thiyena. Lok Raj Kaka was an official and she used to study in the city.
Ani arki KTle dar mandai bhani, "Ye yasle ranhila buwaka chhoralai tyasto bhaneki ..."
Sanju tried to dissmiss it and said, "U waha k kasto cha-pu cha-ti cha-kha thiyo haina?" Like this.
My friend Atmaram was clever in such things. He understood the meaning and said "E yo KTle P*T*Kha bhaneki!".

Sanju ta lajle bhuttukai. haina haina haina...
Dhyakko kura sura haraayo.
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Only in Nepal: Childresn use Parsi Language for secret in front of her parents. Though there are many original languages.
Only in Nepal: They play "Am I right?" -girls & "Khopi" -boy using the similar Dhyak.

HAHAHAHAHAHA .... LOL... dada bro!
Lok Raj Kakaki chhori Sanju ta sanai umerma kya baatthi!
Ani timi chhai battho bhayera dyak kina phaldiye ko ta? hohoho!

HAHAHAHAHAHA .... LOL... dada bro!
Lok Raj Kakaki chhori Sanju ta sanai umerma kya baatthi!
Ani timi chai battho bhayera dyak kina phaldiye ko ta? hohoho! Ani khayow haina mukha bhari gaali!! Hhahaoaoaoao!

Only in Nepal... there is

"Intu Bintu London Ma!
Hamro Bhai Paltan Ma!
Isskoola ko Paale Dai!
Paila Ghanti Bajai Deu!
Tininininininnnnnnnnnni...
Jhyaapp!"

Aan Gali gari,
Sanjule malaai. Dd parchhe.
Ahile bhaye janya thiye dd na sidi tyaslai.
Tyatikhera mero turi pani saaano thiyo: kulpi jatro, kyaram ta ni.


Only in Nepal: we take BD in kulpi.

Sanju ahile pani kam ki chhaina hola hai! Aaphno kulpi ko dhaak tyo sanju lai nadeu! Badho mapaki chhe jasto chha?LOL!

Budho paai.
Nurse bhaikana, Dr. laai patyaayera bihe garikana, chhora paaisaki ...
Tara tyati ramri ta haina. Kaali chhe mori!

Daaktar ra Nurse sister ko katha?? wah kya mazza!
Kaali bhayera ke bho ta? Chitikka hissi pareki.. banki pareki hola ni ta...!
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Only in Nepal: You call a nurse "Shistarr!" I wonder why?

blank Bro,
banki pareki??????
I didn't catch you neither I could catch Sanju chhanduliii!
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Only in Nepal: We say GURU Jee for Driver.
We used to say SOLTI for Khalasi.

Hey bhagwaan ...! Dada Bro lai kasai le 'banki' bhaneko Nepali ma bujhai deu na ho! Lau ta ma nai angreji ma bujhai dinchu. Banki bhaneko... charming, cute, sweet etc. NOt a sexy bomshell that makes you drool but rather you want to pinch her cheek/give a hug! Something on this line... !
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Only in Nepal...

Police station is also your mamaghar!

LOL blonk Bro,

For your "Only in ..."

Okay la timlai test bho:
what do you say in Nepali for "bargaining", "engagement", "Calculator".
La bhan tyaso bhaye. Yasai furti garchhau. Jannu sannu chhaina.
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Only in Nepal: The khalasis say "la la la seat muni khali!"