During the summer when i was working in oc, i met a girl. She was very charming, long hair, sweet as hell. We used to work togehter. She was basically vey friendly with everyone. She hated taking the bus home so she would always ask the manager for a ride even if it meant wating for hours .She would cook us nepali food and bring it at work. All the other nepali's thought she was having an affair with the manager for she was getting extra hours but for me it was way too much to digest u know that guy was Jamaican "hapsi",,,fat, ugly yuck....i mean no match....Then one friday she showed me her paycheck where her hours were like 68 for a week when she had only worked for.... i dont know 37 may be. I was shocked but she was like its just some computer errors.Then one day i was in the counter and had no change so i went looking for the manager. Y wont believe what i say.........that hapsi was holding her tightly and kissing her...........damn i was disgusted.........but that girl had no shame... she was so normal after that as well..................and today she calls me up and says this summer she will be working there as a manager..........wtf
Timilai daaha laagyo ki kya ho brother? Timi pani tyo hapsisanga chiptachipti liptalipti garana ta ho... next time timi pani manager ani ta hahahaha :) Just kidding, yeah man thats fuccked up. She's basically selling herself for a "Few dollars more". Its basically indirect prostitution in a certain way.
Here is a song to underline the significance of this powerful slimy little organ. It is called Pussy Control by Prince
Nuestra presentacion especial comenzara en breve {our special presentation will start shortly} Pero antes un mensaje de nuestros auspiciadores {but first a message from our sponsors} Uh, yeah Uh
Good mornin ladies and gentlemen (what hotel number is she in? ) Boys and mofo’ girls (319, 319 cool) This is your captain with no name speakin And Im here 2 rock your world With a tale that will soon be classic About a woman u already know No prostitute she, but the mayor of your brain Pussy control (are u ready? )
Aaah, pussy control, oh Aaah, pussy control, oh
Our story begins in a schoolyard A little girl skipping rope with her friends A tisket, a tasket, no lunch in her basket Just school books 4 the fight she would be in One day over this hoodie She got beat 4 some clothes and her rep With her chin up, she scolded all yalls molded When Im rich, on your neck I will step And step she did 2 the straight as Then college, the master degree She hired the heifers that jumped her And made everyone of them work 4 free? No! why? So what if my sisters are triflin? They just dont know She said mama didnt tellem what she told me girl, u need pussy control (are u ready? )
Aaah, pussy control, oh Aaah, pussy control, oh
Verse 2 Pussy got bank in her pockets Before she got dick in her drawers If brother didnt have good and plenty of his own In love pussy never did fall And this fool named trick wanna stick her Uh, talkin more schick than a bic bout how he gonna make pussy a star If she come and sing a lick on his hit Pussy said nigga, u crazy if u dont know Every woman in the world aint a freak U can go platinum 4 times Still couldnt make what I make in a week So push up on somebody wanna hear that Cuz this somebody here dont wanna know Boy, u better act like u understand When u roll with pussy control (are u ready? )
Aaah, pussy control, oh Aaah, pussy control, oh
Breakdown (are u ready 4 the best pussy u ever felt? ) {x2}
With one more verse 2 the story I need another piece of your ear I wanna hip u all 2 the reason Im known as the player of the year Cuz I met this girl named pussy At the club international balls She was rollin 4-deep 3 sisters and a weepy-eyed white girl drivin her haul I pulled up right beside her And my electric top went down I said mofo’er, I know your reputation And Im astounded that ure here I fear ure lonely and u want 2 know A 12 oclock straight up nigga That dont give a shit that ure pussy control Well Im that nigga, at least I wanna be But its gonna be hard as hell 2 keep my mind off a body That would make every rich man Want 2 sell, sell, sell (75, we need another.. 85, 85 here, sold!) Can I tell u what Im thinkin that u already know? U need a mofo’ that respects your name Now say it, pussy control (are u ready? )
Aaah, pussy control, oh Aaah, pussy control, oh
And the moral of this mofo’ is Ladies, makeem act like they know U are, was, and always will be pussy control (are u ready? ) Peace and be wild (aaah, pussy control)
Say what, huh? (oh) Oh no, dont u think about callin her a ho (are u ready? ) U juvenile delinquent Best sit your ass down Talkin about pussy control Huh, can u dig it?
Aaah, pussy control (are u ready? ) Oh (are u ready? )
Aaah, pussy control (are u ready? ) Oh (are u ready? )
Arre Arnico babua, Tapainle mathi raamrari padhilinu bhayena jasto chha. Kale mote bhadda hapsisanga aba kun nepali naripaatrale pyaar garna sakchhi? Tapainpani k k bolidinu hunchha baa..... ti kanyale ta sidhi matra haina hapsiko sarpa pani climb garisaki according to inzamam.
MAGA and all how do you feel about Trumps cabinet pick?
MAGA मार्का कुरा पढेर दिमाग नखपाउनुस !
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